Monday 30 March 2015

Can anyone answer these absurd Questions....



1) When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2)  What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

3)  If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't      the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (Hari ...very good thinking da)

4)  Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

5)  Can you cry under water? (let me try)

6)  Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around      all day? (did they mean something else)

7)  Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

8)  Do fish ever get thirsty? (once i ate them i get thirsty)

9)  Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

10) Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stay and     watch)

11) What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

12) If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help)

13) Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14) Why is it called a 'building' when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15) Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

16) If a 911 Operator has a heart attack , whom does she /he call ?

17) If breaks are meant to be slow , then why do they call it " breakfast" ? ( Epudi..)

18) Where do they get seeds to plant seedless Fruits ?

19) If swimming is so good for figure and lose wait , then why Whales weighs tons?

20) Why do they call it research ( Re Search ) when looking for something new ?







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